SIMPLY NATURIST RETREAT
1. All visitors must register upon arrival, and please
leave your pets at home.
2. Simply Naturist Retreat is not a clothing optional
area. This rule is to be respected with the exception
of bad weather or sunburn. Women may wear shorts or
bikini bottoms during menses. Underwear is not
permitted.
3. No activities are to disturb the tranquility of the
site or that of our neighbours.
4. Children are to be supervised by their parents at all
times. Quiet time is from 11:00 PM to 8:00 AM daily except
for scheduled events. Parents are asked to respect
adult time from 10:00 PM to curfew.
5. Park cars in designated areas only. No
sleeping in cars.
6. You must sit on YOUR towel at all times.
7. Hot water is at a premium. Do not take long
or very hot showers. Consider the needs of others in
this matter.
8. Smoke in designated areas only, depositing ashes
and butts in containers provided.
9. Your are responsible for your own garbage.
Please bag it securely and place in proper containers.
10. Cameras and camcorders are strictly
prohibited.
11. Walkways and trails are for your enjoyment, but
campsites are private. The campsite is to be kept tidy
by the tennant.
12. No fires outside firepit and only with the
permission of the owners.
13. Grills must be used when cooking outdoors.
14. Simply prohibits any body piercing jewellry below
the neck.
15. Alcohol in moderation. The owners reserve
the right to say how much is too much.
16. Glass containers are not permitted; plastic and
cans are fine. Alcohol must be consumed in a
non-descript container.
17. A radio requires headphones at all times.
18. Absolutely no firearms or drugs on the
grounds.
19. Borrowed tools must be returned immediately after
use.
20. The speed limit throughout the grounds is 10 KPH
to protect children and patrons. Simply Naturist
Retreat and its owners are not responsibile for lost, stolen
or damaged property or for any accidents that may occur on
the grounds.
21. Physical violence, intoxication, possession,
disbursement or use of drugs, or overt sexual behaviour is
grounds for immediate expulsion. This is a zero
tolerance rule, stirctly enforced.
We seek to maintain a wholesome family atmosphere.
Innocent displays of affection among family members and
friends is acceptable, but overt sexual behaviour is
not. If conduct and language is not appropriate in
front of children, it is not acceptable at all.
We want your visit to be a pleasant one. If you have
any questions or concerns, please feel free to talk to one
or both of the owners. These rules are meant to keep
everyone safe, happy and healthy.
We are proud to be members of the FCN and have literature on
hand for anyone who may be interested in learning more about
Canada's parent Naturist association.
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